Hold on, is that guy texting and putting on a tie, and eating a cheeseburger? Want to guess what car he's driving? Well, Jalopnik readers probably know. They've identified the ten cars people are most likely to be driving while engaging in idiocy.
10.) VW GTI Mk. IV
Suggested By: MKIV_GTI_Turbo
Why you should watch out: Testosterone-saturated young men drive late-model GTIs, and that guarantees them a life of speeding tickets, crashes, drug deals, drunk drives, back seat impregnations, and more crashes. Expect to find one lowered, with a body kit, and halfway up a tree.
9.) Lifted Pickup Truck
Suggested By: Sportwagons, haulin' stuff and haulin' balls
Why you should watch out: Best known as a "bro truck," this is another young dude ride of choice. It's a recipe for disaster.
There are only so many kegs you can carry in a pickup bed before people start playing beer pong in there, vomiting all over the upholstery, and driving it into a lake.
8.) 1990s Pontiac Grand Am
Suggested By: owen-magnetic
Why you should watch out: There is no good reason why 1990s Pontiac Grand Ams have become the car of choice for first-time hoons. They're not stylish, they're not sporty, and they're not particularly fast. They do, however, get spun out into ditches every day of the week.
If you see one coming up behind you, pull over and let them by.